My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.
i sat here laughing for like ten minutes
I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING
and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE
And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?
him: *silent nodding while he claps like a retarded seal*
Lilo and Stitch. The Original “Body Positive” Disney Cartoon.
I love how Nani wasn’t stick thin like the rest of disney girls.
Love this movie
people always say “I love how Nani wasn’t stick thin” but NONE of the characters in that movie are, besides the head alien leader lady, but she’s an ALIEN.
and she’s still got cankles
98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party
yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars
are all chihuahuas mexican
OMFG I POSTED THIS AT 3AM LAST NIGHT AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I MADE IT OR WHY I MADE IT SO SMALL
This went right over my head as a kid.
It’s actually true